Ode To My Doughtnut

Oh dearest doughnut, I love you so, but my friend put you in the microwave for too long and now you're too hot for me.  When you were finally cool enough to eat, I bit into you and you were so rubbery and tough from your adventure with the microwave.  Now my mouth feels funny.  But ah, you were so tasty, sweet, fatty, and warm in my mouth.  Now I've masticated you, and you have to burn in my stomach and clog my arteries.  What is your opinion on that?